It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Perhaps we humans are still in command, and perhaps there really will be a conventional robot war in the not-so-distant future. If so, let’s roll. I’m ready. My toaster will never be the boss of me. Get ready to make me some Pop-Tarts, bitch.
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

“Good taste is better than bad taste, but bad taste is better than no taste.”
- Arnold Bennett

“Show me a writer, any writer, who hasn’t suffered and I’ll show you someone who writes in pastels as opposed to primary colours.”
- Rita Mae Brown
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
(Source: theworldandback)

“If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.”
- Sue Grafton
I believe this. When we meet those we fall in love with, there is an aspect of our spirit that is historian, a bit of a pedant who reminisces or remembers a meeting when the other has passed by innocently…but all parts of the body must be ready for the other, all atoms must jump in one direction for desire to occur.
(Source: wild-bohemian-party)